Here are select quotes from 9:30 am to about 1 pm Sat. (Select quotes from the rest of the trip will be posted shortly.):
"Everybody stop talking and no one gets quoted." - Mr. Fucello
"The first thing you need to do is hand over all your notebooks and pencils and no one gets hurt." - Skipper (This, as you can tell, didn't happen)
"That's the Alexandria Hotel." "That's a hotel?" "It's a jail." - Mr F.ucello and Skipper
"She said everybody, Daniel. Not you." - Skipper
"Evil quote taker." - Skipper,
"If you weren't so obvious about taking pictures of him then you wouldn't be considered a stalker." - __________
"You have fun just going on random tangents, Daniel." - David"Are we that interesting?" - Skipper
"I got a 45 on the homeschooler quiz." - David
"Homeschoolers aren't social enough to act out." - David
"The whole world is poisoned. Get used to it." - Skipper
"Let's stop talking about creepy body parts." - Caitlín
"Everything is bad for you nowadays." - David
"What's the difference between roadkill and a lawyer who has been run over? There's no skid marks in front of the lawyer." - Daniel
"There's the ugly shopping center. So pretty." - Skipper
"Crunch, crunch, slurp." - Daniel
"There was suddenly no talking, just crunch, crunch." - Sarah
"You can chew with the roof of your mouth?" - David
"She has a cyst in her ovary with teeth and hair." - Skipper
"Are you sure it's not a really ugly kid?" - David
"We're Sea Scouts, we don't get sea sick. How can we get car sick?" - David
"Just how many times did you throw them out the window if they did that?" - Skipper
"I can't believe it's been two hours." "It's been one." - Daniel and David
"Somalian Pirates stole an oil tanker." - David
"Pirates with style." - David
"The machine doesn't work very well if there's a bullet through the middle." - David
"We'll just have to make sure you don't drive." - David
"And she's writing it down." "I thought she had put that away." - Daniel and David
"Daniel, stop bothering him. You don't want Gus to get angry." - David
"Half the quotes are about the quotes." - David
"At least Rebecca has something to do." - Daniel
"So Daniel, are you ever going to shave off that peach fuzz mustache?" - David
"Why am I the one always being picked on? I'm not the youngest anymore." - Daniel
"Why are we in a tunnel anyway?" "Going through Baltimore harbor." - Daniel and Mr. Fucello
"When I went to Holy Spirit, I was chubby." "You were chubby?" - __________
"Daniel coughs when he hears 'girls' or 'ice cream'." - Skipper
"You guys need to talk slower, Rebecca can't write fast enough." - Mr. Fucello
"How can you use Gus and energy in the same sentence?" - Mr. Fucello
"Permission to hit him?" "Permission granted." - David and Caitlín
"Why does that girl not have her hair out of her face?" "It's not a girl." - Skipper, quoting another person
"She could publish them as a book." - Mr Fucello
"Are you trying to saw your leg off?" "With a comb it is going to take a long time." - David and Caitlín
"Hey Rebecca, I'll pay you if you stop at 5." - Daniel
"Sometime people say I look like a girl." "You do when you have makeup on." - Daniel and Caitlín
"Man am I glad my dad's not the skipper of this ship." - Daniel
"You're not going to be the skipper?" "I'm going to quit right after this trip." - Daniel and Skipper
"I have all the good spork flare there are." - Skipper
"Someday you people actually have to learn to be social. That will be a very humorous day for me." - David
"Could we possibly be any nerdier?" "Anything's possible." - David and Mr. Fucello
"I don't know where to go. I'm just doing what the GPS tells me." - Mr. Fucello
"It's carbonated prune juice." - Mr. Fucello
"You've been here less than 3 hours, and you already have 4 1/2 pages of quotes." - David
"What is wrong with you Daniel? We're going north, and you're speaking southern." - Caitlín
"Wawa means 'goose' in the native NJ language." - Skipper
"Gus is the soul of the ship." - Mr Anderson
"We shouldn't talk around her." - Caitlín
"Why the heck would you sing happy birthday to a hippo?" - David
"Curious about what?" "What human tastes like." - Daniel and Gus
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